Clinton and the Pope
Bill Clinton and the Pope died at the same time. There was a mix-up, the Pope went to Hell and Clinton went to Heaven. The matter was, however, straightened out in 24 hours and they were transferred to their proper destinations. While they waited in the anteroom of the Heaven Hell Transfer Unit, they were chatting about their experiences.
The Pope said, “You know Bill, it was everything I preached about, hellfire and damnation, horribly hot, but how was heaven?”
Clinton replied that it was everything he had read about, peaceful, beautiful and all the rest.
The Pope said, “Bill, I stood it in Hell for 24 hours knowing that I would eventually get to Heaven to see the Virgin Mary.”
Clinton replied, “Sorry about that, Your Holiness but you are going to be just 24 hours too late.”
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10-02-2006, 08:32 AM
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