Bill Gates gets a Poker Lesson

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This is a really hilarious joke I found in my email based on poker. Have a great laugh



Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter greets and says he is such a unique individual. St. Peter decided to give him a choice between heaven and hell. He thinks about and asks if he can get to look at the two options.St. Peter permits him to do and so he opens the window to heaven and saw angels sitting on the clouds.He opens the window to heaven and he sees a brightly lit casino with lots of people laughing, drinking and having a good time. In a corner he sees a room with Doyle, Mike and other poker greats, playing Bill's favorite $3-$6 Hold'em waving at him to join.Bill tells St. Peter that he decided that hell looks like its more fun than heaven and he wants to join the poker game. St Peter snaps his fingers
and Bill's wish is granted.

After about 6 months go by and St. Peter decides to see how his friend Bill is doing. He opens the window to hell and there is Bill hoveled by his ankles, hanging over a fiery pit. Peter asks him how he likes his new home.
Bill says, "St. Peter, this isn't anything like you showed me. What happened?"
St. Peter responds, "Sorry Bill, I thought you realized that was just the demo version".